Breakfast on Pluto2005

Bertie:
You know, Kitten, I made a decision a long time ago.

Patrick "Kitten" Braden:
What decision was that?

Bertie:
That I wasn't destined for sentimental side of things. But if I ever did let myself fall for someone, I think it would be a girl like you.

Patrick "Kitten" Braden:
Bertie, please, I have to stop you. There's something you should know.

Bertie:
Or maybe what I should say is, it would be a girl not a million miles away from where I'm standing. What's the matter, Princess?

Patrick "Kitten" Braden:
Well, you see, the thing is, Bertie, I'm not a girl.

Bertie:
Oh, I knew that, Princess.

Patrick "Kitten" Braden:
You did?

Bertie:
Of course. What I said was, it would be a girl like you.