Total Recall1990

Vilos Cohaagen:
You see, Quaid, none of my people could get near Kuato. F***ing mutants could always sniff us out. That's when Hauser and I sat down and invented you: Douglas Quaid, the perfect mole.

Douglas Quaid:
You know you're lying. Hauser turned against you.

Vilos Cohaagen:
No, Quaid. That's exactly what we wanted you to think. The truth is Hauser volunteered to become Doug Quaid, to have all his memories erased. It was the only way to fool the psychics.

Douglas Quaid:
Get your story straight. That idiot over there, Richter, has been trying to kill me ever since I went to Rekall. You don't send your own men to kill a mole you're trying to plant.

Vilos Cohaagen:
That's because Richter wasn't in on it. You set him off by going to Rekall.

Douglas Quaid:
So, why am I still alive?

Vilos Cohaagen:
We gave you lots of help. Benny here with his driving skills and wits... that man on Earth with the suitcase containing the money, the mask, the messages from Hauser. All of that was set up by us.

Douglas Quaid:
Bullshit! I still don't buy it. It's too perfect.

Vilos Cohaagen:
Perfect my ass! You go to Rekall and pop your memory chip before we can activate you. Richter goes hog-wild and tries to kill you, bringing a lot of attention to us and ruining the plans I've spent a over year prepareing. To be perfectly honest, I'm amazed it worked!