Brüno2009

National Guard Officer:
By the way, where's your uniform? Go get your uniform on. Do it!

Br?no:
[Bruno returns with a scarf on]

National Guard Officer:
Oh my god. What's up with the scarf?

Br?no:
That is like... it's my own...

National Guard Officer:
[Interrupts] Let me introduce you to somebody. Captain Miles!

Captain Miles:
[Walks towards Bruno] Candidate, what are you doing? Stand into position of attention, candidate!

National Guard Officer:
Do it!

Captain Miles:
Head and eyes straight forwards, candidate!

National Guard Officer:
Do it!

Captain Miles:
Head and eyes straight forward!

National Guard Officer:
Do it!

Captain Miles:
Stand still, candidate!

National Guard Officer:
Do it!

Captain Miles:
That is not part of the uniform, candidate. You need to take that off.

Br?no:
This outfit is to matchy-matchy as it is. And so I was just trying to break it up with some simple horizontal lines.

Captain Miles:
Do you have an attitude, candidate?

Br?no:
No but, sir...!

National Guard Officer:
I think we do...

Br?no:
Sir, she's got an attitude!

National Guard Officer:
Not sir, officer candidate!

Captain Miles:
What?

National Guard Officer:
Did you just call me a she? Get down!