Bubsy 3D1996

Two Headed Woolie:
The reason I've called you here today, is to explain where state of general emergency has been called by the Woolie military, as you may already know, a great catastrophe has befallen us, yet threatens to destroy our very Woolie way of life, Bubsy Bobcat!

[Two Headed Woolies shows a video of Bubsy Bobcats crime. The Woolies boo and are scared]

Two Headed Woolie:
Bubsy Bobcat is on Rayon!

Flying Woolie:
We'll all be bopped!

[the Woolies boo even more]

Flying Woolie:
[jumps on podium] Settle down, settle down! Calm down! No one's going to be bopped on my watch!

Zzzot:
How could this have happened?

Two Headed Woolie:
Well... that's a bit of a long story, but here's the Rayon version, approved for public dispersion by their Royal Highness, Queens Poly and Ester!

[the Woolies cheer]

Two Headed Woolie:
Our magnificent queen, devised an ingenious plan to steal all the wool balls of earth, but they were foiled, by the being that is Bubsy bobcat!

[the Woolies boo]

Two Headed Woolie:
Now, our queens have developed and even more ingenious, if such a thing is possible, invasion planning! Unfortunately, we needed to get that fur ball out of the picture!

[the Wooiles cheer]

Two Headed Woolie:
So a crack tube of Woolie commandos were sent to earth. There, they fought bravely, and captured the hideous beast!

[the Wooiles cheer again]

Two Headed Woolie:
To our fine brilliant catapult leader. On the return trip, umm, due to a slight technical difficulty, the rocket carrying our beast crashed, and the bobcat e-escaped!

[the Woolies gasp in shock]

Two Headed Woolie:
Now, if you see the Bobcat, do not, I repeat, Do not approach it! It can be extremely dangerous when frightened by the average Woolie!

[the Woolies boo]

Two Headed Woolie:
Report its where a bouts immediately to the nearest wool solider, we have stationed nose blowers and rock blowers throughout the area around the crash site. We anticipate having re-captured the creature in two sixths of a dogfish's tail. Any questions?

Zzzot:
What does it want? What did we ever do to it?

Two Headed Woolie:
We have our best people in Woolie intelligence working on that right now, so far all we know, is that the creature's plan somehow revolve around collecting atoms and rockets. What it plans to do with these useless, yet abundant natural resources, we have no idea, our best scientists have been stumped by that very question for decades. All they've come up with so far, is a spacecraft capable of interstellar travel. Why would this interest the furry being? Oh again, we have no idea. Now then, I invite all citizens to remain in at home until further notice. This meeting is...

[Then Bubsy jumps on the podium]

Bubsy:
I knew I should've taken that left turn at Glutinous. Was it something I said? What could possibly go wrong?

[Bubsy smiles and holds up the floating atom]