Cadence1990

Lawrence:
I dreamt I woke up and I was *white*.

Roosevelt Stokes:
That's no dream man. That's a nightmare

Lawrence:
You tellin' me, Brother Man. I had this sudden urge to start clappin' on one and three.

[laughter from the Soul Patrol]

Lawrence:
Then I started listenin' to all this *weird* music like Creedence Clearwater Revival and uh.. uh.. Three Dogs in the Night.

[more laughter from the Soul Patrol]

Lawrence:
Then I found myself eating cream cheese and bagels.

[more laughter from the Soul Patrol]

Lawrence:
Then, I don't know why, but I had this sudden urge to start chasing after women with *flat asses*.