Caf2011

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This whole freewill thing, I don't get it. Why did you build it into the program?

Elly:
When you can go either way, but you choose to do the right thing, there's nothing more gratifying to me than that.

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But what if I choose wrong?

Elly:
You won't.

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How do you know?

Elly:
I know everything.

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[pondering] Then that's not really freewill, is it.

Elly:
Sure it is. I know because I'm not subject to time. Which is just another construct of the program. I know what you'll do it, but I'm not making you do it.

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Hmm. And I guess you can always shut it down if it's not going the way you hoped.

Elly:
I don't hope Craig. I program.

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I want to be like you. Elly.

Elly:
You are. I programmed you in my image.