Candy Cane Lane2009

Santa:
What can I get you?

Spoiled Kid:
I saw you at the other mall.

Santa:
Congratulations.

Spoiled Kid:
You were Mexican.

Santa:
I got a tan.

Spoiled Kid:
How can you be at two malls AND at the North Pole at the same time?

Santa:
It's a glitch in the Matrix.

Spoiled Kid:
My Daddy says you are a fake. And my Daddy says he makes more money in a month than you do in a year.

Malcolm the Elf:
Then why the hell are you even here?

Spoiled Kid:
I want a Wii.

Santa:
Then ask your Dad to buy it for you. NEXT!