Captain from Castile1947

Pedro De Vargas:
[finding Botello lying on the ground] Botello, what happened?

Prof. Botello:
[groans] What misery! I'm lucky to be alive! Oh, my poor head!

Pedro De Vargas:
But what happened?

Prof. Botello:
You won't tell on me, Pedro lad?

Pedro De Vargas:
Of course not!

Prof. Botello:
I was just taking a stroll with one of those Indian ladies - ugly as sin, of course, color of mud, but charming, dear boy, charming.

Pedro De Vargas:
You know the penalty for touching an Indian!

Prof. Botello:
Now, now, Pedro, you know orders don't apply to a cockroach like me.