Carry on Columbus1992

Christopher Columbus:
[a slave presents the Chief and Columbus with cigars] What do you make of it?

Mordecai Mendoza:
Some kind of vegetable? Looks like old dried cabbage. [Columbus takes a bite] What does it taste like?

Christopher Columbus:
Horse sh*t.

Mordecai Mendoza:
Is it cooked?

Christopher Columbus:
If it is they should shoot the cook. [the slave lights the Chief's cigar] Well I'll be damned! Look at that. They cook it while you're eating it.

Mordecai Mendoza:
So try it cooked. [the slave lights Columbus' cigar. He has a puff] What's it taste like now?

Christopher Columbus:
Still tastes like horse sh*t.