Cathy1987

Cathy Andrews:
My name is Cathy. I spent last Saturday night celebrating my Employee of the Year nomination with - a box of Oreo cookies. My best friend Andrea was furious because my boyfriend Irving said he was going to be out of town for the awards banquet.

Andrea:
The man is a coward, Cathy; he can't stand to see you win!

Cathy Andrews:
My *mother* was furious because Irving was going to be out of town.

Anne, Cathy's Mother:
Your father would have walked barefoot through a blizzard to be by my side when he was courting me.

Cathy Andrews:
My *office* was furious because Irving was going to be out of town.

Cathy's fellow staff members:
What's the point of having a relationship if we can't check out the guy?