Cathy's Valentine1989

Irving:
[in the cab on the way to Ross and Lisa's wedding] Sorry.

Cathy Andrews:
Me, too.

Irving:
[sarcastically] You have to pay for the cab; I didn't bring any cash.

Cathy Andrews:
I didn't bring any cash, either.

Irving:
What do you mean you didn't bring any cash? You have a ten pound purse with you.

Cathy Andrews:
This is a dainty evening bag; cash would make the size bulge out.

Irving:
What are you hauling to a wedding that might be more useful than a ten dollar bill?

Cathy Andrews:
You have fifteen pockets in your clothes; you don't have room for money?

Irving:
[sarcastically handing Cathy's valentine gift to her] I spent all my cash on your valentine, darling.

Cathy Andrews:
[sarcastically handing Irving's valentine gift to him] I spent six hours rewrapping your valentine, dearest, and I'm not accepting one in a store bag that you just grabbed on the way over.

Irving:
WHAT? Does it give rules in your stupid books for how a gift has to be wrapped, or it doesn't count, too?

Cathy Andrews:
You're supposed to at least take off the price tag!

Irving:
Ha!

Cathy Andrews:
Ha!

Cab Driver:
Uh, that'll be $4.85.

Irving, Cathy Andrews:
HA!