Cheap1974

[in the desert]

Willard:
Say, how did you come to be a duck?

Duck:
Well, I was a turtle for a while, but that wasn't going anywhere. Then my mother gave me the chance to be a duck, and I sort of flowed from there...

[while the Duck is talking, a caricature of Frank Zappa rises like the sun over the horizon]

Willard:
Oh, Eddie, you have GOT to be kidding.