Cheech and Chong's Next Movie1980

Cheech:
[seeing a jar with a yellowish fluid inside] Hey, it's about time man. Hey, what do you got man? Give me some.

Chong:
What?

Cheech:
Give me a drink, man. C'mon man, give me a drink!

Chong:
[Points to jar] Of this?

Cheech:
Yeah!

Chong:
Go ahead man, help yourself!

Cheech:
Wait a minute [Sniffs the Jar] Hey man, that's pee!

Chong:
No kidding.

Cheech:
What are you doing with pee?

Chong:
It's for my probation officer.

Cheech:
Why, does he drink pee?

Chong:
No man, last week I was supposed to bring some in, you know? and I forgot the wash the jar out first. so they see all that mayonnaise floating around in there, and they think I'm on some kind of weird drug again!

Cheech:
[laughing] Alright!

Chong:
And I'm really going to f*** with his mind this time.

Cheech:
Why, what'd you do?

Chong:
I had my sister pee in it.

Cheech:
Yeah?

Chong:
Yeah, and she's pregnant man!