Christmas Carol1978

Oliver Hardy:
We were wondering if you would like to make a small donation for the poor.

W.C. Fields as Scrooge:
Ah, no.

Stan Laurel:
In that case, how would you like to make a large donation?

W.C. Fields as Scrooge:
Not interested. When I give to charity I wish to remain anonymous. That's why I don't give anything.

Oliver Hardy:
But sir! What are we going to tell the poor, the needy and the destitute?

W.C. Fields as Scrooge:
Ah, tell them to use Hamburger Helper.

Stan Laurel:
Well that a wonderful idea Ollie. I bet they never thought of that!