College Coach1933

Coach Gore:
You read about Napoleon?

Charles Hauser:
Hey, you know I don't read much.

Coach Gore:
You know, that guy'd a made a great little football coach.

Charles Hauser:
Yeah, I bet he would, at that.

Coach Gore:
Sure, and I wouldn't make a bad general.

Charles Hauser:
There, there ain't much dough in that, though, is there?

Coach Gore:
Say, the next time there's a war, I'm gonna show 'em how a battle should be staged. It's just like football, Napoleon knew that.

Charles Hauser:
Yeah, but he lost out in his big game, didn't he.

Coach Gore:
No, he got crossed up in his signals.