Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump

Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump2011



Anthony Jeselnik:
[to The Situation] Mike Sorrentino... great job, by the way. Mike, you're doing really well right now. You've got a cologne, a workout video, a vodka. You've got your name on everything... except a High School Diploma. And Sitch, I don't wanna tell you how to live your life, man, but if you've spent half of your time reading books as much as you do chasing skanks, you probably wouldn't have AIDS.

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