Confessions of a Diary Secretary2007

[Julie Jones has just burst into John Prescott's office and caught Tracey Temple sitting on his lap; now the two women are discussing it in the smoking room]

Julie Jones:
What did you think you were doing?

Tracey Temple:
He flirts... and I reciprocate. That's all it was.

Julie Jones:
Tracey, you were on his lap.

Tracey Temple:
He was upset and I wanted to make him feel...

Julie Jones:
...Horny?

Tracey Temple:
...Better. You know what we're like - we're both very tactile people. There's nothing going on between us. I mean, it's Prescott - would you?

Julie Jones:
[primly] Physically, I'd find it difficult. But if power and oafish charm were my aphrodisiac...