Billy Two Hats1974

Copeland, Saloon Owner:
Ain't you forgot something?

Sheriff Henry Gifford:
What?

Copeland, Saloon Owner:
Swear me in as your deputy.

Sheriff Henry Gifford:
All right, raise your hand.

Copeland, Saloon Owner:
Which one?

Sheriff Henry Gifford:
Hell, I don't care... all right, you're sworn.

Copeland, Saloon Owner:
Is that all there is to it?

Sheriff Henry Gifford:
That's all.

Copeland, Saloon Owner:
Well, hell, that ain't much.

Sheriff Henry Gifford:
Well, it ain't much of a job.