Cor, Blimey!2000

Sid James:
I'm an actor, mate.

Kenneth Williams:
You're a cheap vaudevillian. Whereas I am a clasically trained thespian. I've worked with Orson Welles.

Sid James:
So have I.

Kenneth Williams:
I've played Shakespeare.

Sid James:
Well, so have I.

Kenneth Williams:
I have read a book. [Sid looks down at his feet] I have sat on the steps of the Colosseum and debated the nature of man with Sophocles, I have. [Kenneth farts]

Barbara Windsor:
Kenny!

Sid James:
Bloody hell.

Barbara Windsor:
Honestly! How do you expect to maintain a decent working relationship with people I have no idea.

Kenneth Williams:
Rudolph Valentino was a farter. His leading ladies never complained.

Barbara Windsor:
They were silent films!

Kenneth Williams:
I consider it one of my more singular accomplishments that I can display an uncommon degree of eloquence from both ends... [He farts again]... simultaneously!