Crash Team Racing1999

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Nitrous Oxide:
Greetings, creatures of this planet. I've come to compete.So, you pesky earthlings like to race, eh, hehehehe. Well, I am Nitros Oxide, I'm the fastest racer in the galaxy. I travel to stars looking for creatures to test my skills. It's a little game I call survival of the fastest. Here's the way we play: I challenge the best driver of your world to a race for the planet. If your driver wins I'll leave your miserable meddle rock alone. But if I win I'll turn you entire goal into a concrete parking lot and make you my slaves. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Get ready to race for the fate of your planet.