Biloxi Blues1988

Sergeant Toomey:
Tell me, Jerome, if a piss drunk sergeant has a loaded .45 pointed at the head of a piece of dung that the piss drunk sergeant hates and despises, how would you describe the situation?

Eugene Morris Jerome:
Delicate. Extremely delicate.

Sergeant Toomey:
Right. I'll be honest with you, Jerome. It was my intention of getting Epstein in here, and putting this pistol to his ear, and blowing a tunnel through his head. But you'll do just as well.

Eugene Morris Jerome:
I'm sorry to hear that.

Sergeant Toomey:
There's something about you New York boys that riles my ass. You don't appreciate the Army, do you?

Eugene Morris Jerome:
There are some things I like.

Sergeant Toomey:
Such as?

Eugene Morris Jerome:
Mail. I like getting my mail.

Sergeant Toomey:
You shittin' me, Jerome?

Eugene Morris Jerome:
A piece of dung would never sh*t a piss drunk sergeant with a loaded .45.