Curse of Chucky2013

Post Office Worker:
Next.

Tiffany:
Good afternoon.

Post Office Worker:
Three-day, two-day, or overnight?

Tiffany:
Overnight. It's extremely urgent.

Post Office Worker:
Fragile?

Tiffany:
Surprisingly not.

Post Office Worker:
Approximate value?

Tiffany:
Well, my mother always used to say you can't put a price on love.

Post Office Worker:
Under 250, then. Would you like to insure the package?

Tiffany:
Oh, that won't be necessary.

Post Office Worker:
It protects you and it protects the recipient.

Tiffany:
I doubt that. [chuckles]

Post Office Worker:
Perishable goods? Live animal?

Tiffany:
Just put "other."