DTV Valentine1986

Ludwig Von Drake:
[taking a TV set apart] Hello there! I'll be right with you; I'm trying to hook up to DTV. You want to know what DTV is?

[works his way into the TV set and throws out the monitor]

Ludwig Von Drake:
DTV is music videos, only they mix the best of Disney cartoons with rock 'n' roll.

[turns a dial on the TV]

Ludwig Von Drake:
All you have to do is turn on this little knob and you've got your DTV! See?

[nothing happens; Von Drake gets impatient, hitting the TV and twisting the dial so much he breaks it off]

Ludwig Von Drake:
What's the matter with this thing? It's a new stereo TV!

[he shakes the TV, trying to get something to happen, but still nothing]

Ludwig Von Drake:
Oh well.

[he chuckles, then gives the TV a hard kick; suddenly, the monitor, connected to the TV only by way of wires, turns on, formally starting the special]