Dairantô Sumasshu Burazâzu ekkusu2008

Solid Snake:
Mei Ling, tell me what you know about Peach...

Mei Ling:
Princess Peach is the beloved ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. She's been kidnapped numerous times by Bowser.

Solid Snake:
Sounds pretty serious...

Mei Ling:
Yes, but every time it happens, Mario ends up saving her. Sure, he may not like like your ideal "knight in shining armor." A little on the short side, I'd say...

Mei Ling:
But, still, don't you think it's romantic? I mean, to have a guy who's always there for you?

Solid Snake:
If he was smart, he'd tell her to stop getting kidnapped!

Mei Ling:
...You don't get a lot of dates, do you, Snake?