Dairantô Sumasshu Burazâzu ekkusu2008

Roy Campbell:
[Conversation at the end of the 2006 E3 trailer, on a codec, subtitled from Japanese] Snake! Sorry to bother you, but I've got big news!

Snake:
What? Not another absurd objective, I hope.

Roy Campbell:
Are you familiar with Super Smash Bros.?

Snake:
Ah... That Nintendo thing...

Roy Campbell:
Yes. Actually, we've received an invitation for you to join. Are you up for it?

Snake:
...

Roy Campbell:
Where are you right now, anyway?

Snake:
[Cut to outside the cardboard box, on the Battlefield, where Mario, Link, Pikachu, and Kirby are fighting] I'm on reconnaissance duty.

Roy Campbell:
Reconnaissance? Of what kind?

Snake:
Knowing your enemy is the quickest path to victory. [Snake jumps out from under his cardboard box] It's showtime!