Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway1976

Doctor Roberts:
[talking to Dawn and Alex at the LA Free Clinic, thinking both have VD] 400 of you kids every week. 3 part-time doctors. It's impossible. Okay, which one of you guys goes first? [Alexander unbuckles his pants to get a shot in the ass] 8 years of study. I have not one case of mastoids or thrombosis. All I get are 12 year-old pregnants and exotic forms of VD. [shoots Alex in the ass with needle, then turns to Dawn] And now for the culprit. Syphilis or Gonorrhea? [Dawn looks shocked]

Alexander:
She needs penicillin.

Doctor Roberts:
What she needs is a slap in the fanny. Listen. I don't want you two going near each other until you are cured, you understand?

Alexander:
[impatiently] Are you gonna' give her the shot or not?

Dawn Wetherby:
I have the flu! Just the flu!

Doctor Roberts:
[laughs] I don't know if I remember a cure for that.

Alexander:
Penicillin?