Death Proof2007

Zo?:
So what's your story, Abernathy?

Abernathy:
I had a set crush on Cecil.

Kim:
Set crush? Nigga please, you were his set wife.

Abernathy:
Were and Had being the key words here.

Kim:
B*tch, you two are still into each other, and you know it.

Abernathy:
Oh yeah? If he's still into me, then why did he f*** Darryl Hannah's stand in? Yes, men are dogs, oh it's so funny, oh it's so funny!

Kim:
Oh, stop acting all hurt, your ass is just mad.

Abernathy:
Yeah, he's a stand in f***er.

Kim:
B*tch, you need to get over that sh*t, that was two weeks ago.

Abernathy:
Oh, well now when you put it like that. Oh I haven't told you the best part, he f***ed her on my birthday.

Zo?:
Oh, that's a horse of a different color.

Abernathy:
Thank you.

Zo?:
Did he know it was your birthday? I mean, he's the director, he's kinda busy.

Abernathy:
He ate a piece of my birthday cake, and he got me a present. Yeah, I think he knew.

Zo?:
What'd he get you?

Abernathy:
He made me a tape.

Lee:
He made you a tape? Wait, he didn't burn you a CD, he made you a tape? Oh, it's so romantic.

Abernathy:
I know what you're gonna say so don't even go there.

Kim:
That sounds like the test of true love to me.

Abernathy:
Look, I know you guys like him, he's likeable... but he f***ed another woman on my birthday. How can you not be on my side?

Zo?:
Well, I admit, that sounds bad.

Abernathy:
It is bad!

Zo?:
It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that. Were you two f***ing?

Kim:
Hell no!

Abernathy:
Hello, is your name Abernathy?