Death Proof2007

Abernathy:
Zoe, Kim and I were in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.

Lee:
What were you working on?

Kim:
Three Kicks to the Head Part Three

Abernathy:
And admittedly, we're a little f***ed up.

Zo?:
Cheers to that.

Abernathy:
So Zoe, the genius wants to take a picture of me, now it's dark, and you can't see sh*t. So she's got her camera and keeps saying "Step back a little" so I do, "A little further!" so I step back a little further. "A little more!" so I do. Then I realized, I'm right at the edge of a seven foot concrete ditch with god knows how many rocks and broken bottles and rats in it, and if I fell in that f***ing thing, I would have probably broken my f***ing neck. So I'm yelling at her, "Zoe, you almost killed me!" so we laugh about it, walk a little further, and Zoe starts f***ing around, and bam, if she doesn't fall in the f***ing ditch.

Zo?:
I remember taking a step, looking down, just as I'm thinking "Oh, there's that ditch everyone was talking about!" bam, I'm in the f***ing ditch, you know?

Lee:
So what happened?

Abernathy:
What, with Zoe the cat? Nothing. If I fell in that f***ing thing, they would have had to helicopter me out of there. Zoe just lands on her f***ing feet. But then later, I started feeling a little down about myself. I mean, Zoe falls in the ditch and it's nothing, we're laughing about it. If I fell in that f***ing thing, I probably would have been f***ing paralyzed.

Lee:
Oh, well you can't think like that. You know, we all have our individual talents, and that just happens to be one of Zoe's.

Kim:
Well, physically speaking, Zoe is amazing. I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness, there's few human beings who could f*** with Zoe on that front.

Zo?:
Aw, Kim, I like you too.

Kim:
Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoe's prowess, you're missing the most important part of that story. You didn't fall in the ditch, Zoe did. Zoe even knew there was a ditch there because you told her and she still fell in it. So, Lee's right, we all have our talents.

Zo?:
Hey, I resemble that remark.