Death by Death2010

Interviewer:
So why don't you tell me about your day, Jack?

Jack:
Well... I got blown up.

Interviewer:
And who blew you up?

Jack:
Ben. Wasn't his idea, but he blew me up. [laughs] I just totally saw it coming, ya know? And I wasn't surprised. That's why I was - That's why I was so frustrated.

Interviewer:
You say it wasn't Ben's idea. What do you mean by that?

Jack:
I mean it was Kate. See, Ben, he has the money. But Kate, she has the brains. I don't know how she gets people to do things, but I can't blame her, I guess. You know, see, Kate, she's actually pretty amazing at first, and the next thing you know, she goes all bat-crappin' crazy on you, and then you're apologizing to your friends, your family; you're changing the locks on your doors. I mean, I don't know if she has an evil twin or she's on drugs or what. [sighs] I guess I deserved it or whatever. I mean, I didn't kill her, you know. I just knocked her around a little bit. I mean, you know when you was younger, you used to throw rocks at girls you liked? I was just playing around, man.