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Fanny:
[Fanny recieves a telephone call from the police] Hello?

Police man:
Oh hello, yes. Is this Miss. Fanny?

Fanny:
It depends what you want doesn't it? I mean if you're calling to tell me you've been infected with Herpies then I'm sorry but you have the wrong number. On the other hand if you're calling because you want someone to suck on that big fat hard...

Police man:
...Miss Fanny this is a serious matter. I'm Mr. Truman calling from the North Scrubs police department. Are you sitting down, Miss Fanny?

Fanny:
Well I would say so, I can't get out of my chair I'm so fat!