Delivery Man2013

David:
Congratulations, "darling".

Brett:
I had it. I had pitched the perfect game, and I had to screw the whole thing up. My mother saw the whole thing on TV.

David:
She must have been surprised to find out that you had a male lover.

Brett:
No. She said she always suspected it. She told me we would make a lovely couple.

David:
And your kids?

Brett:
They think it's cool.