Desert Bandit1941

[last lines]

Sue Martin:
T-Bone, this is delicious. What is it?

T-Bone:
I ain't gonna tell you, Miss Sue. This is my own concoction.

[Ordway rushes into the dining room]

Bob Crandall:
What happened to you?

Ranger Ordway:
Sorry to be late but somebody stole my horse.

[the rangers all look disgustedly at their meat]

Bob Crandall:
T-bone!

T-Bone:
I-I didn't mean nothin' by it, Mister Bob!

Bob Crandall:
Then you did steal it!

T-Bone:
Yessir. I mean, no sir. That is, I just kinda borrowed it to get this here meat for the barbeque!

[to Ordway]

T-Bone:
Your horse is right in the barn, sir.