Desperation2006

Mary Jackson:
Officer, you saw our registration, you know that isn't our car, and it's not our dope either. Do you think we'd be so stupid?

Collie Entragian:
Shut up, you New York deviant.

Mary Jackson:
What... What did... What did you call me?

Collie Entragian:
I'm arresting you for possession of marijuana with intent to sale.

Peter Jackson:
You can't be serious.

Collie Entragian:
You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to not be silent, everything you say can be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. I am going to kill you. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand your rights as I explained them to you?

[Peter and Mary are confused and don't know what to say]

Collie Entragian:
Do you understand your rights?

Peter Jackson:
[to Mary, whispering] Just... Act normally, I don't think he understands what he just said.

Collie Entragian:
[shouting] Do you understand your rights? Do you or not? Answer me, you smart-aleck blue state unisex swingles! Do you or not? Do you or not?

Peter Jackson:
Yes! Yes, we understand. Please, just... Watch the road.

Collie Entragian:
Don't worry about me, I got eyes in the back of my head. You do well to remember that.