Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem 3D2012

[during the second pre-show]

Agnes:
[attempts to hand over a gift to him] Uh, Gru, I was wondering if I could give you something.

Gru:
Aw, sure, sweetie, but can it wait? I'm really behind schedule, and I have to train these guys...

[gestures to the audience]

Margo:
[eager] Oh! can we help?

Gru:
[turns to the girls] What?

Edith:
Yeah, we can train 'em.

Gru:
[thinking] Hmm...

Edith:
[impatient] Come on!

Gru:
Let me, no! I do not think so.

Edith:
[begging] Please?

Gru:
No, no. It's very technical.

Edith:
Come on! We've seen you do it hundreds of times!

Margo:
Yeah, it's not like it's rocket science, or even fourth grade science.

Edith:
[determined] Yeah, a trained monkey can do it!

Gru:
[irate] Alright!

[to the audience]

Gru:
Okay, future-Minions. The girls are going to handle your training.

[the girls cheer out of excitement]

Edith:
[sinisterly] You people are SO doomed.

Gru:
Aw, don't listen to her. Although, she's usually right. Good luck, everyone!

[leaves the room]