Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem 3D2012

[voice-over; once the doors to the ride are opened]

Edith:
All right, rookies! Come on in.

Margo:
Move on until the last seat in your row, and sit down in the transformation pods. Don't be afraid.

Edith:
I don't know.

[about the audience]

Edith:
They should be kind of afraid.

Margo:
Edith!

Edith:
Hey. You're in a top secret villain's lair. Things happen.

Margo:
If you don't want to move around during the training, please tell a lab assistant about the stationary seats located in the front of the lab.

[quietly]

Margo:
These are also known as inventions.

Agnes:
It says here "Don't take pictures or videotapes". Wait! What's videotape?

Margo:
It means no movies. Once in your seats, remove everything from your lap, including children.

Edith:
And then the lap bar will come down.

Agnes:
It's like getting a hug from a *big* metal bar.

Margo:
If you feel uncomfortable in any way, please note it by a lab assistant.

Edith:
Once in your seats, PUT ON THOSE GOGGLES! This is where things get GOOD!

Agnes:
[singsong] We're gonna give Gru his present!