Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem 3D2012

Gru:
[in the Minionisation Prep Room; to the audience] Lucky for you, I'm in a bit of a time crunch and I'm feeling generous. But you better shower when you get back to you hotel, and don't go right to the pool! As for the rest of you, if anyone's thinking on backing out, I warn you: I will hit you with my fart gun! Oh yes, I'm packing "Pistola de peo"! So what will it be? Minions... or farts?

[Margo, Edith and Agnes enter the room. The latter is holding a present wrapped in red wrapping paper in her hands]

Edith:
[imitating Gru] Minions... or farts?

Gru:
[referring to his daughters] Ignore them.

Minions:
[enter the room with party horns] Boss!

Gru:
[stops them] Not now!

Minions:
Okay, okay, okay.

[Gru shoos the Minions out, forcing them to exit the room]

Agnes:
[to the audience] Don't be scared of Gru. He's just a BIG, BALD teddy bear!

[Gru sighs and stares at the audience blankly]

Margo:
Yeah, and no way he'll shoot you with a fart gun.

Gru:
Oh, no?

[presses a button on the control panel sinisterly, activating the fart gun. Thinking the smell emitting from the fart gun is a stench, Edith, Agnes, Margo and the Minions are forced to hold their breaths. Gru, on the other hand, is completely satisfied, smiling at the audience]

Edith:
[stops holding her breath and sniffs] Hey, it smells like bananas.

[Gru puts the control panel aside while Margo, Agnes and the Minions stop holding their breaths]

Minions:
[sniff] B-Banana? Banana! Banana! Banana!

[lick on the window]

Gru:
[annoyed] Oh, come on!

[sighs]