Destroy All Humans!

     

Destroy All Humans!2005

Destroy All Humans! is an open world action-adventure video game franchise that is designed as a parody of Cold War-era alien invasion films. Destroy All Humans! is available for the PlayStation 2, Xbox, and Xbox One game consoles, Destroy All Human… more »


[Crypto is attempting to communicate with a cow]

Cryptosporidium:
[to himself] They eat with their mouths? Ugh! I think I'm going to be violently ill!

[he then speaks to the cow]

Cryptosporidium:
Attention, Earth creature. This planet is now part of the Furon Empire. Your benevolent masters welcome you.

Cow:
Moooooooooooo.

Cryptosporidium:
At this time, we wish to abduct you for the purpose of scientific research. The procedure will be protracted and invasive. Do you have any objections?

Cow:
MOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cryptosporidium:
Earth creature, I am addressing you! Respond or be vaporized!

[cow unloads its bowels]

Cryptosporidium:
I don't care how many stomachs you have, I don't have time for this!

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