Destroy All Humans: Path of the Furon2008

Cryptosporidium:
You know Poxy old pa sometimes you can be a real bummer.

Orthopox:
Oh? I wonder if that has anything to do with me not having a body!

Cryptosporidium:
Boo hoo, I'm a hologram! That crap was sad for the first five years or so but now it's starting to get on my nerves.

Orthopox:
I suppose that explains your lackluster productivity of late. I think you're going native! I warn you Crypto, you have become too invested in your life among these humans.

Cryptosporidium:
What invested? I'm just runnin' a little business on the side.

Orthopox:
Oh I'm sure our lord and master Emperor Meningitis, the supreme ruler of the Furon Empire, will understand you setting aside your duty to collect Furon DNA from human brain stems!

Cryptosporidium:
How about I cut you in for 5%?

Orthopox:
Done.