Die, Mommie, Die!

Die, Mommie, Die!2003

Genre: Comedy
Die, Mommie, Die! is a 2003 American satirical comedy film written by female impersonator Charles Busch, who also plays the lead role. Partly spoof and partly homage, it draws heavily on the tropes and themes of American "Psycho-biddy" films and pla… more »



Sol Sussman:
[At the dinner table: Lance is toying with his soup, blowing on spoonfuls of it, but not actually eating it. Sol looks on, increasingly annoyed] Lance, just DRINK the goddamned soup!

Lance Sussman:
Sorry, daddy.

Angela Arden:
[Addressing Lance in a "secret language," apparently understood only by she and Lance. Subtitles provide the translation] I don't blame you. The soup stinks.

Lance Sussman:
[Replying in the same "secret language"] It smell like dirty socks.

Angela Arden:
[Again using the "secret language"] Bootsie cuts your dad's socks up and throws them in the soup.

Sol Sussman:
[Angela and Lance chuckle over their secret joking. Sol, enraged, gets up and lunges at Lance] God DAMMIT! You eat normal, or we're gonna' shut you away in an institution!

Lance Sussman:
No, daddy, don't...

Angela Arden:
How dare you speak to your son like that!

Sol Sussman:
I'm ashamed to have such a son.

Angela Arden:
[Contemptuously] The "great man"! The "conscience" of the Industry! How about a little sympathy and tolerance for your own family?

Sol Sussman:
I have NO sympathy for you, baby. And none for him, either. [Sol glares pointedly at Lance]

Sol Sussman:
My son, the Loser!

Lance Sussman:
YOU'RE the Loser! The FLOP!

Angela Arden:
[Enraged, Sol slaps Lance across the face and Lance gets up and runs out of the room. Angela gets up and looks after Lance in dismay] Lance...

Sol Sussman:
[All the commotion has upset the family's twin Pekinese dogs, whose noisy barking can be heard in the background. This enrages Sol even more] Monsters! They get put to sleep tomorrow! Sit down, Angela... SIT DOWN!

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