Die, Mommie, Die!2003

Edith Sussman:
[Edith is sitting at the poolside, mourning the passing of her father. Tony Parker shows up] How dare you show your face in this house less than 24 hours after my father's death?

Tony Parker:
Sorry you feel that way, Edie. But perhaps... I can be of some comfort to your mother.

Edith Sussman:
Well I'm afraid you can't. Mother's out with my brother Lance. He's helping her adjust to her new widowhood. [Scene briefly changes to show Lance on his motorcycle, Angela on the back, whooping and laughing it up]

Edith Sussman:
- What kind of a crazy world is this? My father's dead, and my mother's gigolo shows up, ready for some hot action?

Tony Parker:
I suppose I deserved that. Would you believe, the last thing I wanted to do was betray your father?

Edith Sussman:
[Sarcastically] Oh... like REALLY!

Tony Parker:
I don't ask your forgiveness... it's almost as if I didn't have a choice. Your mother is a sorceress. She casts a hypnotic spell over a man. You possess that same magic, Edie.

Edith Sussman:
I do? [Tony looks at her and nods]

Edith Sussman:
No... you're not to be trusted!