Die, Mommie, Die!2003

Lance Sussman:
[With Edith at a table in a diner] Edie, aren't you gonna' eat your cole slaw?

Edith Sussman:
It's time you faced the truth: our mother murdered our father.

Lance Sussman:
Hold the coleslaw...

Edith Sussman:
She poisoned him.

Lance Sussman:
He died of a heart attack.

Edith Sussman:
Oh, many rich old men that die of heart attacks are really the victims of arsenic poisoning. Tony told me so.

Lance Sussman:
When did he tell you that?

Edith Sussman:
It doesn't matter.

Lance Sussman:
Well, Bootsie told me she was with the coroner when he performed the autopsy. There was no trace of arsenic in his stomach.

Edith Sussman:
What if mother was clever and found another way to slip him the arsenic? A method devised to bypass the digestive track?

Lance Sussman:
I'm confused...

Edith Sussman:
The night daddy died he was complaining of constipation. The doctor prescribed a powerful suppository. Suppose mother found a way of tampering with the laxative?

Edith Sussman:
I don't believe it.

Edith Sussman:
You are Sol Sussman's only son. It's up to you to avenge his death!

Lance Sussman:
What do you want me to do?

Edith Sussman:
Kill mother!

Lance Sussman:
No! [Lance jumps up and runs out]