Die, Mommie, Die!

Die, Mommie, Die!2003

Genre: Comedy
Die, Mommie, Die! is a 2003 American satirical comedy film written by female impersonator Charles Busch, who also plays the lead role. Partly spoof and partly homage, it draws heavily on the tropes and themes of American "Psycho-biddy" films and pla… more »



Edith Sussman:
[In a public bathroom: Lance has taken cover in one of the stalls, while Edith is in the outer part of the bathroom, trying to find him and talk to him] Lance, why can't you accept the fact that mother is a murderess and a whore?

Edith Sussman:
[Apparently Edith has been talking to the wrong stall: an unknown man comes out, causing Edith to walk further down the row, looking underneath each stall for a sign of Lance] Lance... it's no use hiding from me OR the truth. Lance!

Lance Sussman:
Leave me alone! I'm not listening to you.

Edith Sussman:
You will listen!

Lance Sussman:
Leave me alone. My head... it's pounding, pounding.

Edith Sussman:
Yes, it's pounding. Sometimes it feels like there's an atom bomb inside your head that's waitin' to go "pow!"

Lance Sussman:
Get OUT of here!

Edith Sussman:
It's time you heard the truth. Daddy said it was the drugs. The pill-popping that mother did during the pregnancy that made you the way you are.

Lance Sussman:
Leave me alone.

Edith Sussman:
[Lance and Edith are now over at the sink area, where Lance splashes his face with water] There was something wrong with your brain. Made you a little "slow." Made it hard for you to understand things.

Lance Sussman:
[Confused] What?

Edith Sussman:
Don't you see? It's not your fault, it's HERS... because mom was so selfish and evil that she wouldn't give up her precious sleeping pills.

Edith Sussman:
[Unknown man approaches sink area; Edith snarls at him] F*** off!

Edith Sussman:
Lance, she destroyed you. She turned your brains into mush. Into creamed spinach.

Lance Sussman:
She didn't... It's not true! YOU'RE the b*tch! YOU'RE the one I'd like to kill! [Lance runs from the restroom]

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