Dinner for Schmucks2010

Therman:
Now tell us, Barry, why did your wife leave? Spit it out of your mouth. Say it. Say it, boy.

Barry:
I lost her clitoris!

Robin:
You lost her clitoris?

Barry:
She got mad because I couldn't find it, and I said 'It's probably in your purse,' because nine times out of 10 when she loses something, that's where they end up.

Robin:
Barry, do you even know what that is?

Barry:
I don't know what half the stuff in her purse is.

Therman:
Don't worry Barry. I found it. It was in her purse. It was in her naughty purse.

Robin:
Wow. Well thank God somebody found it, right?

Barry:
I thought I found it under the couch. Turns out it was just an old piece of chewing gum.