Don't Give Up the Ship1959

Ens. Rita J. Benson:
Lieutenant, I know you're the victim of one of the biggest boo-boos in the history of the U.S. Navy.

John Paul Steckler VII:
Yeah, I am.

Ens. Rita J. Benson:
I've looked over your record and it's spotless. You've always had the utmost concern for government property.

John Paul Steckler VII:
W-well I always DID try my best - except maybe just that one time w-when I painted my seabag all red and cut the two holes in the bottom for my feet.

Ens. Rita J. Benson:
Your feet?

John Paul Steckler VII:
Well, it was a Halloween party, y' see. I went as a skinless frankfurter.