Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat2003

Thing Two:
Don't belittle me.

The Cat:
Ah, yes of course. Thing 2 would like to clarify that just because he wears the number 2 does not imply in any way that he's inferior to Thing 1.

Thing Two:
And all of the above.

The Cat:
He says you may feel free to call him Thing A if you like. He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite, Chocolate Thun-da or Ben.

Thing Two:
Ben.

[Thing 1 jabbers incoherently]

The Cat:
Thing 1 says he's Thing 1 for a reason and some people should just get used to it. It's a Thing thing, you wouldn't understand.