Dragon Age: Origins2009

Carroll:
You! You're not looking to get across to the tower, are you? Because I have strict orders not to let anyone pass!

Player:
I am a Grey Warden and I seek the assistance of the mages.

Carroll:
Oh, You're a Grey Warden, are you? Prove it.

Player:
I have these documents here...

Carroll:
Yes? Oh, a Grey Warden seal. A-ha. So you're claiming to be one of those. You know, I have some documents, too. They say I'm the queen of Antiva. What do you think of that?

Player:
Aren't queens female?

Carroll:
Don't question royalty! Anyway, it was nice chatting with you. Now, on your way. Right now. Go.

Player:
Your superior won't like that you've given me trouble.

Carroll:
He won't know if you never get in, will he? Ooh, I've outsmarted you! If I were more flexible I'd pat myself on the back!

Morrigan:
Couldn't we work something out?

Carroll:
That dark-eyed temptress over there... surely the tower would be far too dull for her. Because it gets a little lonely out here sometimes... and you know, you could just leave her here with me...

Morrigan:
Oh, excellent! I have been hoping for new prey!

Carroll:
Prey?

Morrigan:
'Twill take but a moment. Perhaps you should go aboard the vessel to prepare while we are away. We must row ourselves across. I fear the lad will no longer have the use of his limbs... or his eyes, once I am done with him.

Carroll:
Er... maybe I should...

Morrigan:
Wonderful! I can sense his terror! Oh, that will make the loving all the sweeter...

Carroll:
So, you said you wanted to get across? Maybe we should go now. Right now. NOW.