Dragon Ball Z: Doragon bôru Z - Kami to Kami2013

[English sub]

Mai:
[holds uo a Dragonball] I used the diamond to distract the boy, while I sneaked out with this! They don't have a clue the Four-Star Dragon Ball has gone missing thanks to me!

Pilaf:
Wow, you've really earned your keep this time!... But wait a second, we can't wish for money with just ONE Dragon Ball!

Mai:
Oh, don't worry, I've got it all figured out! We'll demand a huge ransom from them! We'll say we won't return the Ball, unless they give us one million Zeni xash!

Pilaf:
Oh, that's brilliant! Mai, you're a genuine evil genius, a real-deal rascal!

Mai:
Nothing compared to you Pilaf, you're even eviller!

[both cackle]

Shu:
I'm pretty sure that diamond was worth more than a million zeni, couldn't we just have taken it and left?

[awkward pause]

Shu:
...or not?

Pilaf:
Don't be stupid! Nobody wants to be THAT rich, it's way too stressful! It's about balance!

Mai:
That's right! You'll be so stressed, you'll start wetting yourself all the time! And I'm not washing your pee-pee pants!

Pilaf:
...Okay, that just went to a weird place. I expect my evil henchmen to have a little class.

Mai:
I'm sorry, my bad.