Dream Wife1953

Effie:
[Pointing at a globe] Here is Bukistan.

Clemson Reade:
[mumbling] Oh, I know, I have been there.

Effie:
Here is the United States.

Clemson Reade:
[mumbling] Yes, yes, I have been there too.

Effie:
We have just *one* thing in common. Oil! Every plan we make for peace or war depends on that oil.

Clemson Reade:
'That so?

Effie:
I don't have to tell you what happened in Iran. Half the free world had to learn how to pronounce the name Mosadegh.

Clemson Reade:
I still can't.

Effie:
The same thing is happening again, only this time there will a lot of new names to learn. And the only way to get that oil is to get those names on the dotted line.