ECW One Night Stand2005

Mick Foley:
In case you didn't notice, Eric, what was on display here tonight was something that WCW was curiously void of - emotion, real emotion! You can't script it.

Eric Bischoff:
Yeah, by fifteen hundred idiots! Real emotion, a bunch of Kool-Aid drinking pieces of garbage that worked part-time at Dad's...

Joey Styles:
Are you done?

Eric Bischoff:
- restaurants and still lived in their parents' homes.

Joey Styles:
In case you didn't notice, you just lost the fight - to a bunch of out-of-shape wrestlers. You wanna watch bodybuilders wrestle? Go tune in on Monday night!

Eric Bischoff:
A couple more would've knocked the hell out of them, I've been wanting to do that for a long time.

Joey Styles:
You wanna do it because you couldn't buy me out, 'cause I didn't answer your eight phone calls!