Easy A2010

Olive Penderghast:
[V.O] So the next day I had detention. Which, thanks to recent budget cuts meant *cleaning*. I was looking forward to putting all this behind me - I had done the crime, I was going to do the time. And that would be that

Brandon:
Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this?

Olive Penderghast:
Not in high school. The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. He can even marry people!

[Brandon nods]

Olive Penderghast:
We haven't talked in a while - how've you been, Brandon?

Brandon:
[sarcastic] Fabulous! Crushing it! Everything according to plan.

[yelling]

Brandon:
I wanna be in detention!

Olive Penderghast:
Ya, why are you here? Judging from the amount of blood I saw gushing from your nose I thought you were the bull-*ied*

Brandon:
You'd think, but Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist.

Olive Penderghast:
So the rumors are true.

Brandon:
[defensive] I don't know what you're talking about.

Olive Penderghast:
I meant about Gibbons' being a fascist.

[smiles]